This is disorder. This is size 10 chaos.

Dear past megan,

Why in the world would you pick up a 10:30 am shift the morning after closing?

Hate,
Current and future megans.

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jt2zemax:

To celebrate today being a Labor Daybor!

Mulan (1998)

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

cauthons:

okay…this looks bad…

business card for clint barton: archer, dog owner(?), and coffeepot drinker extraordinaire

I want you to know why I couldn’t let you die

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vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

catsbeaversandducks:

Behind every successful cat there is a good cardboard box.

Photos by ©Maru the Cat

amazingpawsnclaws:

Beware the dreaded couch monster!

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